VALLEY HOSPITAL
Total Joint Replacement
Center — "The Chair"
HEADLINE:
Donald Kafafian could’ve gotten the chair. Instead, he got
life.
BODY COPY:
You wouldn’t know it, but less than a year ago, Donald Kafafian, owner
of Spotless Cleaners in Ridgewood, was in so much pain he could barely walk.
He couldn’t work. He couldn’t sleep. He couldn’t even bend
down to tie his shoes. His physician customers recommended The Valley Hospital
Total Joint Replacement Center. There, x-rays revealed a hip so degenerated it
showed up as little more than a blur. A hip replacement procedure was scheduled
immediately. Remarkably, the very next morning following his surgery, Don was
able to walk out of his room and do a complete
loop around the hospital floor. He’s been walking, bicycling, weightlifting
and golfing ever since. You might think his experience is unique, but it’s
just one of many successes that happen here every year. Perhaps that’s
why more hip replacement surgeries are performed at Valley than any other community
hospital in New Jersey. And why at Valley, we’re not just rebuilding knees,
shoulders and hips, we’re rebuilding lives.
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CA. DEPARTMENT OF BOATING & WATERWAYS
Dump at the Pump — "Tackle
Box"
WALL TEXT MUSEUM PLAQUE COPY:
Freshwater Fishing Tackle Box
1895-2013
Used to store fishing gear from the late 18th Century to the early 21st Century
when sportfishing suddenly went the way of the dodo bird.
BODY COPY:
NOTED scientists assert that the unfortunate demise of sportfishing in California
could easily have been prevented. If only fishermen and boaters had heeded years
of warnings to dump wastes at pump stations, our lakes and waterways would still
be teeming with life. Sadly, they didn’t. So now, the only way to enjoy
fishing is by way of museum exhibits, books, old movies and the fading memories
of those old enough to recall the unmatched excitement of feeling that familiar
tug at the end of a well cast line.
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CA. DEPARTMENT OF BOATING & WATERWAYS
Dump at the Pump — "French
Bikini"
WALL TEXT MUSEUM PLAQUE COPY:
Swim Trunks / 2-Piece French Bikini
1960’s-2009
The modern swim suit was the garment of choice for water enthusiasts until
boating
and swimming were banned do to unsafe environmental conditions.
BODY COPY:
RESPECTED sociologists stress that California’s beaches, lakes and waterways
would still be popular gathering places today. If only boaters and fishermen
had used pump stations to dispose of wastes, the appeal of swimming, boating
and fishing would have continued to grow. Unfortunately, they didn’t. So
now bathing suits, bikinis, sun bleached hair and the feel of cold sand between
toes on hot summer days, are ancient relics of an era whose time has come and
gone much too soon.
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REMINGTON
870 Express Super Magnum — "Bye
Bye Birdy"
HEADLINE:
With the new 870 Express Super Magnum, even at 50 yards away, it’s bye,
bye birdy.
BODY COPY:
Unless you’re Dr. Doolittle, no matter how good your call is, a turkey
is only going to come so close. That’s a moot point with the new Remington
870 Express Super Magnum. It’s got the power to drop a bird up to 50 yards
away. Offers the versatility to load 2 1/2” to 3 1/4” shells and
comes
in four different models. So, even if you can’t see the whites of his eyes,
you can still bid tom turkey a fond farewell.
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REMINGTON
870 Express Super Magnum — "Out
of Luck"
HEADLINE:
With the new 870 Express Super Magnum, he isn’t out of range, he’s
out of luck.
BODY COPY:
The days of calling until you’re blue in the face are gone. Now, instead
of trying to coax a turkey close enough to shake hands, you can introduce him
to the business end of the new 870 Express Super Magnum. It’s got the
power to drop a bird up to 50 yards away. Offers the versatility to load 2 1/2” to
3 1/4” shells and comes in four different models. So, now, even if tom
turkey
is long distance, you can reach out and touch him.
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VIRGINIA STATE TOURISM
Virginia is for Lovers — "State
Colors"
HEADLINE:
YOU MIGHT FORGET OUR STATE SONG, OUR STATE MOTTO AND OUR STATE FLAG, BUT YOU’LL
NEVER FORGET OUR STATE COLORS.
BODY COPY:
Gold. Sienna. Orange. Rust. Burnt umber. These are the official colors of Virginia
in autumn. From the rolling hills of the Shenandoah Valley, to the majesty of
the Blue Ridge Mountains and all places in between, they are the legends of the
fall. It’s as true now as it was almost 400 years ago when America’s
first settlers laid eyes on the untouched beauty of this enchanting land. Is
it any wonder it was love at first sight? As if that weren’t enough, Virginia
has miles of beaches, historic attractions and spectacular theme parks. So long
after you leave, Virginia will still be with you. But just in case, bring a camera.
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FARM CREDIT
Corporate Image — "Unpredictable"
BODY COPY:
When it comes to farming, you never know what to expect. But when it comes
to
your ag financial needs, you always know what to expect with your Farm Credit
representative. For nearly 85 years, we’ve offered farmers like you, the
lending, appraisal and insurance products that are just right for your business.
Call your Farm Credit representative today. And know, that when it comes to
farming, there’s one thing that you can count on.
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FARM CREDIT
Corporate Image — "Money Tree"
BODY COPY:
At Farm Credit, we don’t see almond orchards. We see potential. That’s
why we’ve been specializing in meeting the unique demands of orchard growers
and farmers for nearly 85 years. Offering a wide range of loans with flexible
terms and very competitive rates. If you need development or replanting
loans, operating funds, equipment leasing or financing, appraisals, insurance,
or other financial services, call your Farm Credit representative today. Because
at Farm Credit, we’re well aware that nuts aren’t the only things
that grow on trees.
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FARM CREDIT
Corporate Image — "Hard Work"
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At Farm Credit, we realize few professions are as demanding and challenging
as farming and ranching. That’s why, unlike other lending institutions,
we make things as painless as possible. We’ve been doing just that for
nearly 85 years. Offering farmers and ranchers alike, a wide range of financial
services and products. All designed to help them expand their business and improve
their bottom line. And all tailored to their individual needs. If you’re
looking for a lender that understands the ag business better than anyone, make
it easy on yourself. We promise to do the same.
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LEXUS
Global LS Launch — "Amen"
HEADLINE:
The 2007 Lexus LS features the world’s first 8-speed transmission,
the world’s first intelligent parking assist, the world’s first
infrared climate control sensors, and an all new 5.0 liter V8 380 horsepower
engine that goes from 0-to-60 in 5.4 seconds.
(Can we get an Amen?)
BODY COPY:
Introducing the all-new Lexus LS. To say it’s been completely rethought,
redesigned and reengineered is perhaps the greatest understatement in the
history of luxury sedans. As for the feelings owning one will illicit? We
think “hallelujah” about sums it up.
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LEXUS
Global LS Launch — "The Right Car"
HEADLINE:
You got into the right schools.
You got into the right neighborhood.
You got into the right social circles.
Isn’t it about time you got into the right car?
BODY COPY:
Introducing the entirely new 2007 Lexus LS. With the world’s first
automatic 8-speed transmission, intelligent parking assist, infrared climate
control sensors, and a completely redesigned interior and exterior, it’s
not merely the world’s premiere luxury sedan--it’s your birthright.
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PROCTER & GAMBLE
Tampax — "Today"
BODY COPY:
Nothing should come between you and the fabulous life you were meant to lead.
Not
even your period. That’s why Tampax Pearl with 3 way leak protection
is designed
to work better than pads. To protect you better than ever. For a more confident
feel-
ing than ever. So you can feel good about wearing whatever you like, whenever
you like.
Especially during your period. So, upgrade to Tampax Pearl today. And get on
with your life.
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PROCTER & GAMBLE
Tampax — "This Week"
BODY COPY: Just because you’re on your period doesn’t mean
your social life should come to a
screeching halt. That’s why Tampax Pearl with 3 way leak protection is
designed to work
better than pads. To protect you better than ever. For a more confident feeling
than ever.
So you can feel good about wearing whatever you like, whenever you like. Especially
during your period. So, upgrade to Tampax Pearl today. And get on with your
life.
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PROCTER & GAMBLE
Tampax — "Smile"
BODY COPY:
Your life was never meant to be put on hold. Not even when you’re on
your period.
That’s why Tampax Pearl with 3 way leak protection is designed to work
better than
pads. To protect you better than ever. For a more confident feeling than ever.
So you can
feel good about wearing whatever you like, whenever you like. Especially during
your
period. So, upgrade to Tampax Pearl today. And get on with your life.
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